so my Mom told me I need to express this energy

Last week I didn’t do that and I had a seizure.

So first thing to the fat lady with the lopsided wig who has issues with me smoking outside UDC:

You wish your hips could get into my size.

Microaggressions will not lift those tits or throw youth into that saggy belly or ass. Wig still lopsided, too, and your real hair is still peeking out.