less than an hour

you spent less than an hour

hitting my site 100 times between 10 and 11:59 pm EST last night

[down to the last hour I tracked your horny ass]

looking for something tasty from me

rather than texting or calling in a discreet fashion to ask me to do something sexy for you or to you in the real world

because you don’t like to risk rejection

because you don’t think you’re hot or smart enough to get me to fuck you when

I keep telling you that you’ll get what you really want from me

if you make the first move and

stop gaslighting me and

stop lying about what you really want from me and

just accept my gift so

we can go back to

being friendly and

enjoying the holidays

engaging in some joy

accepting a gift and

chilling out

for a change