So, I’ve had this up for a bit–mind you, I turned it off for a couple of years. Not much has changed. I’ll start with a sample here, then unpack my reasoning in a couple of detailed posts that will turn into essays:
“WARNING: DO NOT ASK ME TO PHONE, EMAIL, SKYPE, IM, CHAT, OR MEET YOU OFF-SITE.
*WARNING 2: DO NOT TALK TO ME IF YOU HAVE A DICK PIC IN YOUR PROFILE–THE ANSWER IS FUCK NO!
PLEASE READ THE ENTIRETY OF MY POST BEFORE CONTACTING ME.
MUST USE CONDOMS!!!!!!! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!
NO BAREBACK ACTIVITIES FOR ANY PHYSICAL CONTACT.
MUST BE WILLING TO WAIT A FULL YEAR BEFORE ANY PHYSICAL CONTACT.
Am I making this difficult? Of course. If you find it painful or boring to read my profile before messaging me, then you really should avoid talking to me. If you feel insulted, or think of me as bitchy, well, then, by all means avoid me. I respect a person who can make good decisions about the people in his or her life, even if he or she decides my somewhat caustic profile is a complete turn-off.
I am a Black intersectionality feminist cis-gender bisexual woman with socialist tendencies. I am on a restricted diet, so you will need to be open to low cal diets and low impact exercise.”
My next post “might” discuss my reasoning about genital photos and toxic masculinity.