You bring the bitch out in me, baby. Sexy as fuck.

Someone tried to get into my apt today. Everything in my crib is fucking weapon, so any asshole who thinks I’m stupid will end up in ER, but it won’t be me getting stitches. In any case, do enjoy one of my fav movies, Atomic Blonde, where Charlize Theron with her sexy legs kicks major KGB ass in Berlin.

I see you.